With recent reports from Pakistan our reporters from “India TV” have conformed that Taliban is set to dominate the whole of Pakistan and the name thus be changed to Talibanistan. Acting early president of Indian Taliban, Mrs. Sonia Gandhi, has said that we will start dialogues and strengthen our relationship. Taliban has declared Kasab, already in India, as its ambassador. Sonia has agreed to hand over Advani as a gesture of good will.
Kasab denied to contest Elections.
Raising serious human right issues, “lone survivor” of 26/11 attacks Kasab has demanded that he should be allowed to contest elections and that his fate should be decided by the public. Raising security issues the judge has denied him to contest elections. In protest he has decided that he would only have 2 non-veg meals a weeks, and simple diet of 6 chapatis, 2 curries, Rice, Dal and salad. Notable is the absence of sweet in the meal. He has also cut down on television and will only be given one newspaper. He was seen excited and busy in arranging the visit with his mother next month.
INTERNATIONAL
N Korea to sign Non-Proliferation Treaty
UN or US or both have proposed fresh economic sanctions on N Korea, post the rocket launch and its vow to resume and enhance its nuclear program. Post sanctions N Korea has asked one of its banks to call off $40 Billion deal to rescue a bankrupt American bank. US/UN has asked N Korea to finish there tests and sign the NPT, they have agreed on sending a team of scientists to speed up the process.
BAA admits decline in UK air travel by 11%.
Well who’s fault is it. Embassy take years to issue Visas.
FINANCE
Markets Today
At least today nifty fell a bit a touched 3465. I really wonder what has happened to investors in India, Tech Mahindra after paying Rs 58 per share for Satyam is up today by 1%. And satyam is down by 2% @ 46.50. Long live Indian markets.
Trading Advice: Buy 3600 calls and 2900 puts. And roll it over till it turns profitable. The markets will not stay at these levels for ever. I hope elections or IPL or something will put some impact.
SPORTS
IPL Updates: Deccan Chargers Rocks.
Pointing, Hussey and few other Aus players opted out of IPL. BTW Symonds is still playing and that’s a concern for DC. Lehman is confident on Gilchrist and Laxman. Oops did I miss a “n”, its “LEHMANN”.
Harbhajan has promised a good batting performance in every match coming at no 6 or 7. After hearing this Jayasurya has started concentrated on bowling with Sachin as second change.
After Shahrukh joined congress it was priyanka’s (Vadra, what who, Gandhi) turn to return favour. She joined KKR and will now bat for shahrukh. Well that’s all I know and also that shahrukh said “If we win, I’ll fly”. I love sentences starting from IF.
Movies/Bollywood/Glamour : Covered in sports section
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Awesome! I never believed you could beat India TV in CQ (Crap Quotient), but you have surpassed it by such a long way that I'm predicting a 95% fall in ITv viewership(The others 5% still believe what they see on it is true).
ReplyDeleteWaise, If only reality were as interesting as Mandeli's imagination, we would not need entertainment TV... Keep it Coming! (Suggestion: Please add a Quote of the day Section)