From The Editor's Desk

To set the expectations right. Let me give you a glimpse of what you may get here.
This is not a comic script like dilbert, or a satire like the common man by R K Laxman. This is Gaurav Mandelia uncensored. I do not have a good memory and so like Hmmmm(Aamir khan) of Gajani, I cannot recall anything longer than a week.

Today's Headlines :
1) Deccan Chargers set to win IPL backed by Scott Styris and of course Ravi Teja.
2) Afganistan set to qualify for cricket world cup. So the next World cup you can expect handgranades insteed of cricket balls.
3) BJP and INC join hands to form the next govt. Sekhar Suman who is contesting from Bihar on congress ticket praises advani as a PM candidate.
4) Most important of them all. Markets will fall in next week following the first phase elections. Nifty will touch 2700-2800 following third front advances. I have waited too long for this fall.

Keep an eye on IPL. ICL has contacted ICC and we may soon have a match between ICL XI and IPL XI. The location is said to be sarjah.